I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus Underneath the mistletoe last night. She didn't see me creep Down the stairs to have a peep; She thought that I was tucked up In my bedroom fast asleep. Then, I saw Mommy tickle Santa Claus Underneath his beard so snowy white; Oh, what a laugh it would have been If Daddy had only seen Mommy kissing Santa Claus last night.

I saw Tommy serving chili dogs On the street along the beach today A wiener on his head Laughed at everything he said. He even grabbed a broom and cleaned the street along the way Then I learned that they now serve breakfast too in a cup for those folks on the run Oh what a laugh it was for me To eat beside the sea Hot Dog Tommy's on the beach Cape May